Baby No Name Eviction Notice

June 11, 2009

To: Baby No Name
From: Your Mommy

To the above tenant in possession of the below described premises: I am issuing a 14 day notice for EVICTION! You will have 14 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

Expansions to only the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made! Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base of the structure. Due to the property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the structure. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 14 days from this letter, if you do not comply, it will result in immediate (and possibly forceful) removal at my discretion. Thank you for your cooperation!

Love you little man, but it's time to get out!! I can't eat, can't sleep, but I do a great imitation of a beached whale. Seriously though...are we done yet??